Creep of the Week - The Bodily Excretions Duo

This creep of the week award is actually a tie. The two events were totally unrelated, but how can I show favoritism towards one bodily excretion over another? Exactly. I can't.

Award 1: To the man who left a big, steaming pile'o'poo in one of the subway tunnels. Thankfully, all I had to witness was you pulling your pants up.

Award 2: To the man who peed off of a moving subway car, then high-fived his friend.

Thank you, bodily excretions duo, for shedding some light on why exactly the subways always has a slight funk.