Blender lady. Picture this: it's around 2 on a Sunday afternoon. A woman, wearing black running pants, a black bra, and a black jacket tied around her waist picks up a piece of fruit from a fruit vendor. She keeps walking. She throws the fruit on the ground. She's trashed, and is carrying an open blender full of green drank. Some of her other antics included:
-Approaching groups of men and performing a "dance" which was really just an odd little shimmy. Offering the green drank to the men, who were then inspired to perform a similar dance.
-Walking in front of a white van, whose driver yelled out the window, "that's disgusting!" Then spitting on the van.
Thank you, blender lady, for being too drunk to notice that we started following you, just to see what you'd do next.
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